At the Wisconsin State Fair you can get a Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger. Read it here
The $5 burger is a beef patty with melted cheese, and a Krispy Kreme doughnut for a bun. For $1 more you can put chocolate covered bacon on it.
So how do you eat this thing?
A) Go to the fair and buy the burger.
B) Get in your car and drive to the nearest emergency room.
C) Let them strap you on a gurney and have the heart doctor on standby.
D) Eat the burger until you pass out.
E) Wake up the next morning with your new triple bypass.
I'm just sayin.