But whose counting?
5 a.m. - Ouch! I must of have pulled a muscle in my back!
5:05 a.m. - Wow! This really hurts!
5:10 a.m. - Heat therapy
5:20 a.m. - Ahhhh! This feel better!
5:21 a.m. - Where's the drugs?
5:22 a.m. - No I'm going to tough it out.
6:20 a.m. - Drugs are my friends!!
7:20 a.m. - Ahhh! Much better!
8:30 a.m. - Why aren't these drugs working!
9:00 a.m. - (face down in the toilet making a deposit)
9:05 a.m. - Wow! If feel lots better!
10:00 a.m. - Pain isn't so bad now.
11:00 a.m. - Lot's better!
12:00 p.m. - Pain gone! (Hallelujah dance!)
12:01 p.m. - Hallelujah dance wore me out! I think I will take a nap.